What is Alterna-fag?
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one who tries to blend the realms of being nu-metal, goth, emo, and alternative. The end result is an abomination far worse than the above mentioned monstrosities.
The wild alterna-fag will listen to a sitting of the heaviest shit known to a wooly mammoths anus while crying tears of blood and hate, all this occurs while fat ghostly looking "females" claim odd stances on things.
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An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.
Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would..