What is Altona?
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An awesome suburb in Melbourne, by the bay.
The bay/beach is quite nice during summer, but tends to get a bit smelly during wnter, due to the amount of dried up seaweed left on the sand.
It's an awesome place to live, but
A: dude, where are you going tonight?
B: Altona, man. Where else would I want to be?
A: Aight, ma bad
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