What is Altona?
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An awesome suburb in Melbourne, by the bay.
The bay/beach is quite nice during summer, but tends to get a bit smelly during wnter, due to the amount of dried up seaweed left on the sand.
It's an awesome place to live, but
A: dude, where are you going tonight?
B: Altona, man. Where else would I want to be?
A: Aight, ma bad
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The hottest roller derby team in the entire world. Wears red Dickies dresses and known to block hard and skate fast on the derby track!
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to investigate some new gossip/news via facebook
Yo! Did you see John's new girlfriend?
No! Wait, let me infacetigate this news.
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