Amateur Surgery

What is Amateur Surgery?

A noticeably bad shaving job.

Joe: "Wow, cut yourself shaving this morning?"

Tom: "Yeah, I've started performing amateur surgery on myself."

See shaving, hygiene, hack job, shave

Texticle

1. When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts. ..

Up The Stick

1. To have a bun in the oven, up the duff, brewing a sprog, with child, in the family way, off limits, up the junction, preggers, having a ..

Teds

1. Abbreviations of Tooheys Extra Dry. One of the best beers for getting pissed on as a teenager/any age Person A: Oi man I just us a car..

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