Joel's Law

What is Joel's Law?

Joel's Law states that all events have a one in two chance in happening, commonly expressed as JL.

Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.

Does not apply to Joel's Law.

Kid One - Dude, I'm totally going to fail this test today.

Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.

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