Joel's Law

What is Joel's Law?

Joel's Law states that all events have a one in two chance in happening, commonly expressed as JL.

Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.

Does not apply to Joel's Law.

Kid One - Dude, I'm totally going to fail this test today.

Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.

See joel, law, death, probability, horror movies

Newb Bewb

1. A newb (short for newbie) who makes an asshat of themselves. Hated by many forumers for being so annoying. Example 1: That idiot who j..

Clam Twat

1. Someone so incredibly lost and oblivious that they have been reduced to being called after a clam's vagina. "Hey Marty!"..

Bargane

1. Bargainous. Thrifty. Of excellent value. "99p for a bacon double cheeseburger? Man, that is so bargane!" See bargain, bargai..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Joel's Law Edit Meaning