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(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person..
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When someone (or a group of self-righteous assholes) pisses you off so much that you want to degrade them by forcing them to do somethin..
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The act of emptying a packet of salt and vinegar crisps into a condom prior to donning said prophylactic and engaging in intercourse.
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