American Hammock

What is American Hammock?


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Ask her to put her arm straight out, then push her tricep so it sways. We call this the American Hammock.

This will get a woman everytime. Squeeze her arm and say sarcastically "you've been working out?" that's the american hammock.

See fitness, insecurity, workout, fat, tricep, muscle, strength, fatty, chubby, love handles


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