Americano

What is Americano?


1.

Organic maryjane from cali

That Americano was some good buddha the other night.

See starbucks, cali, weed, cannabis, outdoor

2.

the act of oral sex performed by a female to a male while the male smokes a fine cigar

Johnny was sitting on the porch while Sarah Anne gave him an Americano under the table.

See tuscaloosa, alabama, blowjob, cigar

3.

God's gift to coffee drinkers. 2-3 shots of espresso in hot water.

2 or 3 americano's daily is a perfect display of patriotism

4.

God's gift to people who drink coffee. 2-3 shots of espresso in hot water.

"What the fuck is this fur covering my anus, Walter?"

"That's just fandangle hair, Kristin. Golly, you sure have a lot of it."

"Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."

5.

Nickname given to Americans living in places without many Spanish-speakers or Starbucks, meaning the native people using the term don't understand it's not really all that funny.

i.e. Australia

"Hey, Americano, hahaha."

"Whatever dude."


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