Anakin Skywalker

What is Anakin Skywalker?


1.

Well known as being the innocent boy who turns into the pinnacle of all evil. He breaks vital rules that a jedi must obey, and in doing this, seals his fate of turning to the 'Dark side'.

It is his love for his wife Padme that causes him this change.

A Jedi Shall not know anger, nor hatred, nor love.

Anakin knows all these things that he should not.

He is actually the victim of the Star Wars saga, we learn this from the prequels. It is rather sad.

He is 'the chosen one', the one who will bring the force back into balance.

Padme Amidala: It must be difficult being a jedi, not being able to go to the places you like. Or do the things you like...

Anakin Skywalker: Or be with the people I love?

Padme Amidala: Are you allowed to love? I thought that was forbidden for a jedi?

Anakin Skywalker: Attatchment is forbidden. Possesion is forbidden. Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, essential to a jedi's life. So you might say, that, we are encouraged to love.

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2.

The main protagonist of the STAR WARS saga. He was known as 'THE CHOSEN ONE', one who would bring balance to the force. Unfortunately, due to his wreckless behavior and loss of loved ones, he was seduced by the dark side of the force lured by the evil Emperor Palpatine. From that he was given the Sith name DARTH VADER, whom he killed many Jedi Knights under the aid of Order 66 and transformed the Galactic Republic into the Galactic Empire. He was responsible for the construction of both Death Stars and was successfully redeemed by his son, Luke Skywalker.

Anakin Skywalker: I'm not the Jedi I should be, I want more...but I know I shouldn't.

Emperor Palpatine: The force is strong with you, a powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth...Vader.

Obi-Wan: You were the Chosen One! It was said you would bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!

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3.

Some emo kid from the Star Wars saga that got his penis burned off in the lava of Mustafar in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

Anakin Skywalker: Ahhh! My penis!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hahahahahahahahaha!

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4.

Anakin Skywalker is a romantic, beautful, and tragic hero of legend in the Star Wars saga. Often called Ani by his love ones. He is 'The Chosen One' of the jedi prophecy, Anakin defied the jedi code by following his heart and marrying his true love the beautiful Padme Amidala, which eventually led to him becoming Darth Vader. It was Anakin's love for Padme and his fear of losing her that caused him to become the apprentice of Darth Sidious otherwise known as Palpatine or the Emperor. His attempt however proved to be in vain when due to Anakins turn to the darkside Padme died of a broken heart in child birth just as she had in Anakin's dream but not before giving birth to Luke and Leia Skywalker and telling Obi Wan that she believed there was 'still good in him'. Anakin was burned on the planet Mustafar which caused him to become more machine than man and it was believed that the true Anakin was lost forever. It was Anakins love for Luke which in the end redeemed his soul when he destroyed the Emperor also destroying himself. This brought the force back into balance and Anakin fulfilled his true destiny of being the Chosen One.Anakin was restored to his youth as a force ghost and was reunited with his true love in the netherworld of the force.

Anakin Skywalker: I won't lose you Padme

Padme Amidala: I'm not going to die in childbirth Ani, I promise you.

Anakin Skywalker: No I promise you!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!

Darth Vader: I HATE YOU!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you!

Luke Skywalker: I've accepted the truth that you were once Anakin Skywalker, my father.

Darth Vader: That name no longer has any meaning for me!

Luke Skywalker: It is the name of your true self. You've only forgotten. I know there is good in you.

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5.

A chubber] of a boy who was found on Tatooine by Qui-Gon Jinn. He believed everything he heard deep space pilots say, engaged in dangerous races in spacecraft he claimed to build, believed Jedi could never die, took strange men home with him, developed crushes] on hot women twice his age, and was a slave- er- a person, and his name was Anakin.

After Qui-Gon used his force powers to cheat on a dice roll and then influenced the outcome of the race (how else could a kid who's never actually finished the race before WIN against the greatest racers in the galaxy?), Anakin was freed from his slavery].

He was then taken from his mother (who had given birth to him without having slept with any man... YEEEEAAH RIIIIIGHT) to be trained as a Jedi]. But apparently, ten was too old to be trained, so he was then taken into the middle of a war on some garden planet that everyone made a big stink about. He accidentally destroyed a Trade Federation ship which none of the elite pilots could get close to doing. Lucky bastard (no really, he was lucky, and he was the the illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents).

He was then taken as the Padawan of Obi-Wan Kenobi (who only trained him because it was the last wish of his dying master Qui-Gon Jinn).

It is important to note in this part of the story that one of Anakin's abilities to age ten years in the same time it takes Obi-Wan to grow a beard.

Both of them do just that while everyone else stays exactly the same.

Anakin resumes his attempted romance] with the beautiful Padme, but is turned down as he was when he was ten. But she still had his plastic trinket he made for her! There was still hope!

So Anakin took her from the well-guarded facilities of the Coruscant capital to a primitive country-side where she was virtually unprotected. He did this for her protection of course.

While in the countryside, Anakin's feelings grew for her as her clothes began to become more revealing and tighter with each scene.

Anakin proceeded to say tons of corny crap and talk about dictators, all of which somehow swayed Padme in her feelings, so she began to love him.

Then he kissed her, and got pissed at her about it.

She refused to engage in sexual relations with him and he began whining.

Both then proceed to get captured on a planet across the galaxy, where they profess their undying love to one another right before their execution.

Padme gets cut perfectly across the middle by a rat monster in a way that reveals her bellybutton and abs just right, which completes her skin-tight outfit's appeal, coming close to rivaling Leia's bikini in Return of the Jedi] (the right monster should become a Hollywood] fashion designer); and Anakin loses an arm.

Both are married].

Then Anakin turned to the dark side over one nightmare in which Padme dies. He did this in an attempt to save Padme, which is kind of ironic considering he later strangles her to near death (but don't worry, in a last minute revision, George Lucas] decided that she should die of... lack of will to live? So Anakin's not to blame... apparently).

Anakin got fried after failing to beat his former master (which is kind of funny considering Anakin beat Count Dooku, who Obi-Wan had previously not coming close to even touching, in a minute as well as being the acclaimed 'most powerful Jedi').

I suppose it's cause Obi-Wan had the higher ground.

Anakin then became Darth Vader], and went around blowing up planets.

"I want more, and I know I shouldn't! He's holding me back! No, he's not! He's a great mentor! Like a brother and a father! No, I hate him! He's jealous! He's evil! No, I love him!

I feel as if everything is going wrong!

My loyalty to the emperor and the council leave me feeling torn and conflicted!

Padme, kiss me, or I will feel neglected!"

Geez, man, will this guy ever quit whining?

Anakin Skywalker is Darth Vader. Darth Vader is Luke's daddy.

Oh, and that's a spoiler.

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6.

A fat sticky blunt full of that fire that cuts ya lungs like a light saber. Call that blunt a anikan skywalker cuz.

a fat blunt that reminds you of a light saber used by anakin skywalker. Use the force...

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7.

The origin of all sexiness. The highlight of the God-like beauty of today's media. His lightsaber is mighty fine. Has mad combat skillz.

If only my boyfriend had the cat-like agility and killer good looks of Anakin Skywalker...

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