What is Anal Lagger?
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A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.
Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
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Affectedhumorous goodbyeto someone the speaker can't stand. The bit before the comma is spoken out loud, the rest is more sotto vo..