Anal Lagger

What is Anal Lagger?

A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.

Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"

Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?

Jon: no.

See slowdown, digestive, system, anal, lagger

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