Brinkles

What is Brinkles?


1.

“Bathroom wrinkles”. The wrinkles your pants get from laying around your ankles while on the toilet for extended period of time.

Charlene and Tina are on break at work, grabbing a cup of coffee in the common area.

“Hey Charlene, how’s it going?”

“Great, Tina! You ready to WOW them with your presentation? Oh, wait – did you forget to iron your pants?”

“Huh? Oh, geez. No, they WERE nice and ironed. But I did just come out of the bathroom…hmmmm”

“Ok, ok, say no more. When you’re in the bathroom, you gotta do your business and go – otherwise this is what you get – BRINKLES. And your pants have a bad case of brinkles for sure! If I was you, I’d go to that conference room early and grab a seat - and stay there. Do your presentation sitting down. That way, no one will even notice those brinkles!”

2.

The wrinkles that appear between woman's breasts when she wears a tight shirt.

That tight shirt gives her some serious brinkles.

See breast, wrinkles, shirt, boobs, t-shirt


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