Anal Lice

What is Anal Lice?


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Small, or in some cases very large, maggot like creatures that dwell in ones nether regions (the anus(the shitter)), if one does not dry ones asshole after taking a large dump or receiving anal sex.

"I'm going fishing, please may I use some of your anal lice?"

"Did one of your anal lice just crawl on my face?"

"A-man has the most anal lice in the world"

See anal, lice, sex, cum, jizz, wank, anus, the pope


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