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When someone has a long-distance relationship and you don't believe the other part of the relationship really exists
Girl: omigod,..
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When there's an old man in a hardware store looking for garden hoes. All of a sudden, he falls over and breaks his hip, faking a se..
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Derivative of appreciation for the beard. Furthermore, the beards of Israel's prophets, because they were forbidden to cut them (Le..