Anderson Edit Meaning

1.

someone who has extordinary strength and is uber cool. Often confused with the hulk, hercules, or superman

If you work out long enough you will get as big as anderson

See jay cutler, hulk, superman, ironman

2.

The act of deficating one-self on household furniture, usually in someone else's house, flat or halls of residence.

It usually accompanies being wastedor stoned. The act of commiting an 'anderson' is widely sociably unaccepable except in some small african countries where it is a common form of greeting.

It is a widely used phrase in Oxford, England and surrounding counties

"I don't believe him, he ended up doing an anderson in my living room, what a twat"

"Jambo my little african friend. I hope you appriciate my anderson"

"I committed an anderson on my best friends couch and he's not very happy, in fact hes fuckingfurious"

See shit, poo, wasted, stoned, couch

3.

An Anderson is a person who is synonymous with turd. He desseminates knowledge incorrectly and things he's so better than everyone else, but there's been reports on Wikipedia that even a "cotoni" is better than him. He's a giant kawk, who's usually very short, and carries a bag everywhere.

He needs books to tell him how to act, but just by nature, everyone hates him.He tries to be a leader, but when it comes down to it, he's the first to bitch about long work hours and the first to bail when a buddy is in need.

May ALSO be a hypocritical Free Mason, and a shitty politician who likes stocks.

Hey man, that guy was really cool!

Oh yeah, nah he's an Anderson.

So he's a shitbag-fucktard-penis'colada?

Affirmative.

See johnson, favela, crawford, sui

4.

An Anderson is the female equivalent to a man's Johnson, aka their genitals.

"Baby, Mr. Johnson want's to say Hi to Miss Anderson"

"I can't believe I had my Johnson up in that bitches Anderson"

See johnson, vag, vagina, cookie, pussy

5.

The female equivalent to a man's Johnson, a.k.a. a Vag.

I can't believe I had my Johnson up in that sticky Anderson!

See vagina, vaginal, genital, female

6.

Jon Anderson is one of the rock worlds finest and longest surviving singer songwriters. He is best known for being the frontman of the hugely successful progressive rock band "Yes" but has also produced a very varied collection of solo and collaborative works. His vocals are some of the purest and distinctive in music history and he sings in an Alto pitch which makes his sound either loved or hated depending on your personal taste. Regardless of your personal musical preferences however, Jon Anderson is generally regarded extremely highly by most music critics and people who appreciate good music from all genres. Now 63 he is presently contemplating one final album and tour with Yes to celebrate the 40th anniversary of their formation.

"Jon Anderson is the finest rock singer of all time."

See john, jon, yes

7.

To say you're going to have a party, but never follow through.

"Jeff said he was going to have a party this summer, but he really andersoned out of it."

See anderson, party