What is Andover High School?
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Andover High School is a branch of the Jewish Community Center. However, if you don't sport a Star of David you are without a doubt the owner of a gas station and/or party store with a well stocked supply of hair gel. If you do not fit under the previously mentioned categories, you are extremely out of place and everyone at your school hates you...transfer or die. Andover is filled with snobby rude bitches who spend ridiculous sums of money only to look like complete SCRUBS. Whoever told them that spending money in order to wear leggings and a sweatshirt is a good idea, is seriously disturbed and confused. What's worse is that the boys at the school care more about their looks than the dumb bitches who falsely believe they are better than everyone. The boys at the school are an embarrassment, I wish I could say they are at least athletic. They consistently lose to Lahser in almost every sporting event. They do fairly well academically, but their rival high school (Lahser) is just as impressive. One positive thing that can be said about Andover is that they excel when it comes to Forensics. I'd rather have the "sword" that the two high schools football teams compete for, but I guess a few forensics trophies are cool too...It should also be made clear that though there was a stranger who attempted car robbery in the Lahser parking lot, there was a STUDENT from andover found on property with a gun who was later sent to jail. If the faculty members could remove the sticks from up their asses, they would actually be fairly impressive. Especially for having the patience to deal with over-privileged brats. While Lahser does have many students who enjoy some good weed from time to time, Andover students find themselves dealing cocaine. This is a very expensive habit to have but luckily they all have access to daddy's credit card. How else would they stay up to date on the latest expensive designer styles? If you can pry their blackberries out of their hands for 3 seconds they would probably tell you the same because they pride themselves on their expensive lazy-ass-bum style.
Conversation between two Andover High School Barrons
Jakob Goldschmidt: "OMG, I was leaving Starbs today with my skinny non fat mocha latte and I totes saw Shayna wearing FUggs (fake uggs) so I bbm-d all my contacts because that dirt is just too good to keep secret."
Ariel Silverstien: "HA, i'm gonna put that on my facebook right now omg what a broke bitch, loser"
ehhh OMG
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This is a horrible place. Although this so called prestigious school has been awarded with various awards, it is filled with many problems. Cocaine and prescription drugs are rampant. Most believe that even the best students are hooked on painkillers and snort lines of coke at their home.
The faculty is very liberal. Filled with teachers who wept during the hearings for the Auto Companies, the few good men and women who work here are outnumbered. The gay community is tolerated and accepted, and homosexuality is not looked at in a negative way most of the time.
Older teachers are believed too, by many, have inappropriate feelings towards the females, due to the way they look at them.
The students at Andover are horrible. All the guys think they are the toughest there, but drop one of them in Detroit and see how he runs crying to his mom like a sad little girl.
Most girls try to be whores. They believe that they will be respected because they can perform sexual acts on guys who are simnply using them.
John Smith: "Dude, I will knock you out!"
John Doe: "Dude, I am eighty times tougher, I am the toughest guy at Andover High School"
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