What is Andre?
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A wine for which you can get the most bang for your buck. College girls love Extra Dry and Brut at 7 dollars a pop. It's perfect for New Years, Greek functions, cheap mimosas, bubbly toasts and when you want to look like an Alkie Stepford Wife. It's fun to share but its even more fun to drink the whole thing yourself.
I got 5 bottles of bubbly for less than $40 for this weekend - Thanks Andre!
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An extremely well built, attractive, male human being. First occurrence in March 6, 1989. No other 'Andre' has been sited since. In present time, 'Andre' is a noun used to depict the most handsome and attractive of men, with stunning features.
"Wow! Did you see that Andre over there?"
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A sexy Colombian/Puerto Rican teen. Has a twin and loves art. Andre loves red and sheep. Hes the sexiest creature alive on this planet. Many know him as "Sexy" or "Spaz". His birthdate is July 13, 1992.
Beware of Andre, ladies. He's a shmexybeast!
Oh. & HIS BEST FRIEND IS GLORY.
Omg did u see Andre? He is like the finest thing EVER!
Omg look at Andre, he's so sexy the way he walks and gives all the ladies that "look".
Dammmn.. I think I'm gay now, just looking at that fine human being named Andre.
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someone who is overly obsessed with a girl and THINKS she loves him back. but everyone else knows she doesnt.
Guy 1: dude, that guy is such an andre over her.
Guy 2: i know, and she isnt even interested.
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one who has a wank and takes a shit at the same time
jeez just had a really good andre there
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classified as bein a chavvy twat by most people who are unluckily enough to know him
maybe he is gay...who knows....maybe he likes to pray on younger underage models...but thats ok its just the only way he can get some nookie...aww bless his little soul.....emphasis on the word little ;-)
only a month left until he has his wee L plates up...that is if he is able to see above the steering wheel.....i will feel sorry for the guys he pesters that he thinks he knows actin all big lad...and for the girls he picks up
:-)
andre twat
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Person who finds pleasure from taking picture of them selves and uploading them to internet dating websites .they tend to have man boobs and alot of body hair they usually pretend to be emo so that girls will like them , an andre usually flirts with all his friends girlfriends this inturns alientes him from his group off peers ,
See that fat emo kid , hes such an andre
See andre , fat , moobs , storm , hogan
See that fat emo kid , hes such an andre
