What is Angry Masturbation On A Hangover?

1.

The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.

The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.

or:

(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"

See angry, masturbation, hangover, wank, jerk, burn, douchewad
27

Random Words:

W00tpies
1. Related to w00t , represents extreme happiness when winning a game online or through instant messenger w00tpies! I can't believe w..
Read more
Jazzhead
1. A general term for a person. Can be used if someone is being retarded, or is just a moron. Mostly used in a friendly way, as it isn&apos..
Read more
Jagamuffin
1. A Person that relies on other people for Cigiarrets, because they are unwilling to buy there own. Man 1 says "Give me a smoke, I&a..
Read more
Book Banner