What is Angry Masturbation On A Hangover?
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The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.
The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.
or:
(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"
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Kicking a dead body in Spanish.
It means that it's still trying to get a reaction to something, but it will be useless.
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A very chubby penis, with lots of bulging veins.
"look at the Fertleswiper on that, it looks like a melted Mars bar"
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