What is Angry Masturbation On A Hangover?
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The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.
The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.
or:
(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"
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Random Words:
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A person that takes a shit then leaves without waching his hands... (SAG = Shit And Go)
"Dude that guy just took a S.A.G."..
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To let out a perticularly nasty fart. It can also be shortened to dougie when it is only a small fart.
I just shalsted a douglas.
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