Angry Paladin

What is Angry Paladin?


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Wrapping your penis in chain mail armor and proceeding to have both vaginal and anal intercourse with a woman.

That whore'll never have sex again. I gave her the angry paladin last night. That'll teach her not to cheat on me!

See angry dragon, paladin, dirty sanchez, blumpkin, anal


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