What is Angry Pancake?
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when you are giving a girl anal as she is lying on her chest, you withdraw and take a shit on her back. You signal for the ten fat guys hiding in you closet (you have a huge closet) to come out and make a dogpile on her. They sit on top of her for about an hour, and when they get off, she is squashed flat on the ground, ressembling a pancake. The poop on her back is spread out, thus ressembling maple syrup.
"Dude, I went to IHOP the other day and my pancakes were burnt so I gave the waitress an angry pancake with the football team's help."
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