Angry Spider

What is Angry Spider?


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A use of a hand for sexual gratification. To properly give an angry spider one must either recieve a partners or his/her own thumb up thier rectum, and use the other four fingers to scratch or paw at the genitals in a manner that the fingers move in a manner that resembles an angry spider.

I got stood up last night, so to get off, I just gave myself an angry spider.

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