What is Angry Spider?
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A use of a hand for sexual gratification. To properly give an angry spider one must either recieve a partners or his/her own thumb up thier rectum, and use the other four fingers to scratch or paw at the genitals in a manner that the fingers move in a manner that resembles an angry spider.
I got stood up last night, so to get off, I just gave myself an angry spider.
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Someone who has protruding actne the size of a nipple
"Oh man he's a nice guy but he's a nippleface!"
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Your average businessman by day but Affliction wearing, fauxhawk sporting, jagerbomb drinking, douchebag all up in the club VIP at night..
