Angry Tarzan

What is Angry Tarzan?


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a Sexual act performed in a tree. A man has doggy style sex with his woman while in a tree. Right before climax the man shoves a banana up the womans ass, then when she turns around to see WTF is going on he hits her in the head with a coconut.

Tarzan yell is optional, it kind of depends on your surroundings.

I was banging this fine ass stripper in a tree, she said she liked suprises, so I banged her and shoved a banana up her ass right before I came. When she turned around to see what the hell was going on, I hit her in the head with a coconut.

I suprised that bitch with an angry tarzan.

See tarzan, angry, sex, coconut, banana, stripper


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