Animal Edit Meaning

1.

Term used by janitors to call people who have pooped on urinals, floors, and in lockers.

The janitor called the class in a room and said, "Who pooped on a plate, and stuck it in the locker with a paper saying 'Suprise!!!!'. We are humans not animals!"

2.

A person who is :

1, very sexy

2, wild in bed

3, quite hairy and lives in the woods

1, ee hes an animal

2, oo u ANIMAL!!

3, help!!, the animals got me

3.

Multi-cellular living organism who can move (unlike plants), consume other organisms and who can respond to stimuli from its environnement and who sometimes is able to use tools and even computers.

Wrongly considered to be majorly different from humans, as in reality there is no real border between humans, since the history of humanity shows many species going from commonly-considered animals to the modern man, without any real break in the evolution that would show a border between animals and humans.

Animals are often considered less than what they really are (such as walking-food) and many humans feel insulted when recalled they are animals as indeed it should rather be animals who should feel insulted for being considered so much lower than humans.

Hmmmm...well if we're not supposed to eat the animals, then how come they are made out of meat? (now replace "animals" by "humans" and see how it keeps the same meaning)

4.

I know this definition will get voted down, because too many people here like murder, hate animals, and are overall idiots.

I always wanted to be an animal.

I mean, wouldn't it be awesome to be a chicken? You have to jump over somebody to get to where you're going, you're swimming in your own feces, you're surrounded by a shitload of other chickens and then killed at the age of 2 months... erm... okay, a pig.

You're castrated at birth and fed until you can't stand, and if you don't eat fast enough you're banged against concrete and shot if you aren't fat enough to slaughter... erm... cows?

Being constantly pregnant so you can provide milk to another species and then when you aren't "useful" enough you get to be turned into food... nope, being an animal kinda sucks.

Chickens... Eggs and "poultry"

Cows... Milk and "beef"

Pigs... "pork"

Yeah... I want to be enjoyed by people that eat me, and given French names that turn into English euphemisms...

Ahh, now that's a life.

See Vegan

5.

Meaning excellent.

Also see savage.

That player is an animal at football.

6.

1)The kick ass pink dude from The Muppets.

2)A mad-ass drum monkey.

1)Animal from The Muppets got some mad skills!

2)Did you see whozit's drummer? Dude's a fuckin Animal!

See what, the, fuck's, a, tag

7.

A sexually promiscious person with an STD

That girl there is an animal

See jazzy