Anorexic Canetoad

What is Anorexic Canetoad?


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An Australian sexual practise. You sneak up on your sleeping girlfriend and holding the top and bottom of your ntusack with both hands, stretch your balls over her face, from her forehead down to her mouth. This way she wakes up to see an Anorexic Canetoad draped over her face

Shelia: "Jezus, what that fuck is that?!"

Bloke: "You've got an Anorexic Canetoad on your face, love"

See sex, teabagging, dirtysanchez


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