Anticerection

What is Anticerection?

When a male gets an erection from anticipating some sort of sexual stimulation. Quite the opposite of derection.

Fred: So this chick was talking about giving me a BJ while we were making out.

Joe: Did you get an anticerection?

Fred: Yeah, man I was sure she'd notice.

Joe: That would've sucked.

See derection, erection, anticipate

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