Antimedicine

What is Antimedicine?


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A medicine, often advertised on TV commercials as revolutionary, that is known to cause more problems than it cures.

TV Commercial for Allerelieva (antimedicine):

It's pollen season, so when you're suffering with allergies, you need the new Allerelieva!

(Beautiful music plays, happy people shown dancing)

This revolutionary new formula will rejuvenate you and get you through those warm spring days allergy free!

(Spectacular nature scenes shown)

But Allerelieva is not for everyone! Side effects may include sore throat, runny nose, fever, coughing, shortness of breath, seizures, and death.

(Relaxing music continues to play, people shown enjoying gorgeous mountains)

If you suffer with allergies, consult your physician now to see if Allerelieva is right for you.

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