Anus Assault

What is Anus Assault?

1.

When you fart directly over your wife/girlfriends mouth while they are sleeping, causing a confused and bad taste. Theirs nothing the victim can do to defend against this attack because they're sleeping.

woman: I bought 2 tickets to see "Grease" the Broadway play for Saturday.

man: I'm not going the Rangers playoff game is on!!

woman: Yes you are, I already bought them!!

man: If I go they'll be anus ASSault for the next week.

woman: I'll return them and try to get Ranger tickets.

See fart, dutch oven, drop ass, ass biscuit, gas
20

Random Words:

Rob Thomas
1. The lead singer of matchbox twenty who is too hot for life. Mr. Thomas went solo and released a CD in 2005. The CD rocked the socks of l..
Read more
Stone Cold Inferno
1. The name given to one who rapes children locked in a freezer for over 4 hours, while the extreme cold of said freezer extinguishes the f..
Read more
Madinas
1. The girl(s) at a party who will inevitably hook up with a (or ANY) guy she can. Will usualy be picked up by being asked "can I ha..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free