Anus Assault

What is Anus Assault?


1.

When you fart directly over your wife/girlfriends mouth while they are sleeping, causing a confused and bad taste. Theirs nothing the victim can do to defend against this attack because they're sleeping.

woman: I bought 2 tickets to see "Grease" the Broadway play for Saturday.

man: I'm not going the Rangers playoff game is on!!

woman: Yes you are, I already bought them!!

man: If I go they'll be anus ASSault for the next week.

woman: I'll return them and try to get Ranger tickets.

See fart, dutch oven, drop ass, ass biscuit, gas


20

Random Words:

1. an action of thrashing about while beating someone severly you hear about tod! he got zgraggened by Ralph See beat, up, own, pwn, dest..
1. A once novel concept completely and utterly destroyed by Clear Channel, which owns every radio station and only plays three shitty songs..
1. another way of saying "take it easy" or "stop being so f**kin' paranoid already!" I told Robbie that he needs ..