Anus Assault

What is Anus Assault?

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When you fart directly over your wife/girlfriends mouth while they are sleeping, causing a confused and bad taste. Theirs nothing the victim can do to defend against this attack because they're sleeping.

woman: I bought 2 tickets to see "Grease" the Broadway play for Saturday.

man: I'm not going the Rangers playoff game is on!!

woman: Yes you are, I already bought them!!

man: If I go they'll be anus ASSault for the next week.

woman: I'll return them and try to get Ranger tickets.

See fart, dutch oven, drop ass, ass biscuit, gas
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