Ape Claw

What is Ape Claw?


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The act of assembling 1000 gorillas with sausage-like fingers, and having them all stick their claws in someones colon at the same time. Painful thrashing from the gorillas is inevitable.

Guy 1 - "Dude I'm sorry, I used your girlfriend as my bank girl"

Guy 2 - "I summon a thousand silver-backs, to bring my revenge, and ape claw this heretic"

See ape, claw, bank, girl


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