Ape News

What is Ape News?


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APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Riotersnews and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.

Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time

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