What is Ape Smear?
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when your frontally fucking an ape and he blows his load from the back which forces you to flip the ape around and suck him off, his shit smears on your face.
woah dude, i had really bad ape smear last night.. my balls still itch actually.
I was at the zoo last night, i must have drank a little too much cuz I had major ape smear when I woke up..
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