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n. eng.
a wrench/ mopused for cleaning up jizz in hard to reach places.
similar to a twat rag
thank god i had my jizzemwidget, or it ..
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The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man.
Dick: Wow...
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To Have your shit touch your pants.
Ryan: Oh dear Josh, I have shat myself and I think that the poo has stained my lovely new y-fronts ..