Apology

What is Apology?


1.

Admitting that something that you should not have said something that could have been interpreted as rude, whether you meant it or not.

I apologize for my definition of 'pathetic,' it was uncalled for.

See Twizzlers

2.

One of the costliest speeches one could ever hope to make. The worst of them rob you of your pride, your dignity, your very soul; a further cost is the energy used to prevent oneself from further bearating (or physically assaulting) the individual on the receiving end of said apology.

Fuck, dude. If I'd had to look her ex in the eye and offer an apology, I'd have to surrender my testicles as well.

See sorry, asshole, castration, sucks

3.

Jord....if you look up any of the following words ; M-unit, Low-G,Lantz, She-O-dubble-Eena, IDS, Shoe Phone,ect. please do not be appauled.

Melissa- ''Jord I'm sorry please don't flip-izzle.''

Jord-''Melissa i should slit you up...I hope you pass.''

Sheena-''In her sleep?''

Jord-''We can only hope.''

See Melissa


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