Apology To Everyone

What is Apology To Everyone?


1.

a mass email sent out of real or imagined guilt... often occurs after a drunken party, or in response to rumours.

also been known to be sent as a result of teenage angst, apologizing for something no one even thinks exists.

usually of good intent but overkill and confusing...

often includes "exceptions" to the apology and should be sent to that person as well. just so they know you still hate them

apology to everyone is then sent to a huge number of people on email list who may or may not know what the apology is for

hey you guys...

i'm soo sorry about what happened last weekend. i'm an idiot.

please forgive me. i love you all

(except you brandy- you're a sloot)

again... i'm sooooooooo sorry. i miss you guys


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