What is Appalachian Trail?
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A euphemism for a long-distance bootycall to Argentina.
Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3. Hail from South Carolina 4. Utter the words "I have just spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina".
"I went hiking on the Appalachian Trail aka got me some Argentinian tail"
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2.
Where one says one is going when one is going to cheat on one's spouse.
Where's Mark going this weekend?
Appalachian Trail . At least that's what he told his wife.
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the act of foregoing bathing while inserting assorted deli meats into as many orifices as possible
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