What is Appalachian Trail Mix?


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a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.

Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.

I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.

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