Applause

What is Applause?


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Before 5th grade, both males and females have no reproductive organs, just a plateau of skin. The only sexual thing they can do is hit their plateaus together making the sound of hands clapping.

Mom: Honey, do you hear what Timmy and Sally are doing?

Dad: They're just giving applause to the movie they're watching.

See sex, grade, applause, clapping


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