What is Applause?
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Before 5th grade, both males and females have no reproductive organs, just a plateau of skin. The only sexual thing they can do is hit their plateaus together making the sound of hands clapping.
Mom: Honey, do you hear what Timmy and Sally are doing?
Dad: They're just giving applause to the movie they're watching.
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The rule which says you must add 'That's what she said!' to any mildly suggestive statement or anything said while drunk...
