Apple Fanboy

What is Apple Fanboy?


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1. A person who believes in almost anything that apple says and gives into it's marketing strategy. 2. A prime target for apple marketers to impose their superfluously costing products to. 3. A person who honestly believes that Windows XP or Vista is Archaic, Inferior, Does Not Work, or just plain ripped off ideas from the Mac OS. 4. One who waits in line for days in some instances, for Apple keynote speeches. 5. One who believes adding an "i" prefix to anything is automatically superior to anything that does not have an "i" in front of it.

Most apple fanboys will possess three or more of the following:

1. iPod

2. iPhone

3. Macbook

4. iMac

5. Mac Pro

6. 3 or more Apple Connector Cables

7. A membership at Macheist

See apple, fanboy, iphone, ipod, mac


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