What is Apple Juice Thief?
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One who drinketh thine apple juice but does not returneth.
That man is so lowly he is considered an apple juice thief.
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2.
A floridian who drinketh one's apply juice that but returneth the favor
Aka: a silo of dousch
He's so cheap one would think he's an apple juice thief.
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