What is Apple Juice Thief?
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One who drinketh thine apple juice but does not returneth.
That man is so lowly he is considered an apple juice thief.
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2.
A floridian who drinketh one's apply juice that but returneth the favor
Aka: a silo of dousch
He's so cheap one would think he's an apple juice thief.
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The mount of manmeat that protrudes from Troy's pants. The bulge is especially evident when Troy is wearing khakis.
Upon noticing..
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Used to describe the bulge of a mans crotch when penis is erect. See: trouser tent
Origin comes from the old joke of laying new carpet ..
