April Fail's

What is April Fail's?


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The act of attempting to be funny on April 1st, but results in you getting your ass beat, dumped by your gf/bf, or making yourself look like a complete dumbass.

Ex 1/ Guy:"I fucked your girlfriend last night when she was over. It was amazing............APRIL FO- *gets ass kicked

Ex 2/ Guy:"Hey babe, look im really sorry, but i had sex with your best friend last night and it was amazing, but i got her pregnant..........APRIL FOOLS!"

Ex 3/ Guy:"Im really sorry your grandparents passed away last night........APRIL FOOLS!"

^"april fail's" in action

See april, fools, fail, joke, 1st


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