What is Aquarpeting?
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(n)from aquatic carpeting
1. A thick substance on the bottom of a body of water that resembles your livingroom carpet
2. Algae that feels like berber
3. Plantlife that offers the same friction as high quality carpeting on the floor of a body of water
This aquarpeting reminds me of my grandma's house. I think someone needs to vacuum.
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