Arabian Alarm Clock

What is Arabian Alarm Clock?


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A very grotesque way of waking someone up. To perform the arabian alarm clock you must kneel over another persons face and let thier testicles sink into their eye sockets. Then you get you penis erect and begin to beat them over the head with it. Also known as the "T-Bag Wake Up Call"

Tim gave me the Arabian Alarm Clock this morning. So I fed him super-choco-lax brownies for afternoon tea.


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