Ardvark

What is Ardvark?


1.

Uncircumcized penis

She smiled in excitment as she took out my 8 inch ardvark

2.

animal with long snout and likes to eat ants. (also known as ant eater)

there are two fanous ardvarks:

1: Otis the ardvark. Old CBBC presenter (puppet) and copletely ruled the roost. Left there and started doing odd jobs on and off TV. (Live and Kicking, charaty fund-raisers)

has not been seen for a number of months/years

2: Arthur the ardvark. Star of cartoon on CBBC (arthur) with a teenage ardvark with big glasses and a 5 year old sister who likes cows. call it random. call it funny. call it rubbish, but it is still regularly shown despite many complaints about the lack of arthur's nose.

1: Otis was the best and i want him bck. *sniffs and gases remorefully into blankness*

2: WOTS WITH THE NOSE??? ARDARKS HAVE NOSES!!!!!!


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