Ardy Moment

What is Ardy Moment?

A moment where you're allowed to say something to a woman so completely and utterly gay, that a fellow male would drop kick your nuts.

1. "Emily baby sweety hunnie pie, will you be my valentine."

2. "I'm the only hot guy in the world baby, thats all you need to know."

Keeping The Census Down

1. relieving yourself sexually as to not be forced pull a Kobe (see Tyson style) and create an unwanted "keep a nigga baby". You..

Lec

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Nutty Professor

1. While taking a shit, the man reaches his erect penis all the way down until it touches the poop, while maintaing to sit on the toilet. T..

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