Ardy Moment

What is Ardy Moment?

A moment where you're allowed to say something to a woman so completely and utterly gay, that a fellow male would drop kick your nuts.

1. "Emily baby sweety hunnie pie, will you be my valentine."

2. "I'm the only hot guy in the world baby, thats all you need to know."

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