What is Argentina?
1.
A South American country with a surprisingly tiny number of pure
"Don't
cry for me, Argentina...
the truth is I never left you,
all through my wild days,
my mad existance,
I kept my promise-
don't keep your distance..."
-From Andrew Lloyd-Webber's musical, "Evita".
A country that shouldn't cry for Eva Peron (despite that the historical Eva never said that).
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WE DON'T WISH WE WERE ENGLISH.
The Argentinean population is of European descent: Italian, Spanish, German, French, etc. We don't pretend to be europeans. Although because of the european ancestry (btw not common in the rest of Latin America), we feel closer to the european culture than to the latin american one. at lest thats how i feel.
And yes, there are arrogant people and cheaters, just like everywhere else, but not everybody's like that.(and i bet the one who said we cheat at football is english)
argentina is a beautiful country <3
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3.
A South American country with an extremely high ratio of slutty catholic schoolgirls who seem to be extremely welcoming of foreign dick (and local too, I guess)
Competent in sports, said to have arrogant natives, with an economy always "recovering amazingly from" or "sinking in" crisis, plenty of great beef, but that should always be remembered for the hotness and sluttynes of its women.
Argentina has soooo many hot women, they are pretty slutty too, in a good way.
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4.
a team that has defeated time and time again the brits.
"Hey when's the last time England won the World Cup?"
"Years before the Argentines won in 1978 and 1986"
"What team did England play against when Beckham was red carded in 1998? That's right, Argentina."
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5.
Ok...This Is The Real Definition.
The Second Biggest Country In Latin America...next to Brazil.
The Capital Is Buenos Aires.
90% of Americans and 10% of Hispanics and Spanish People Don't Know Where It is.
Even though the girls may seem like sluts and a lot of them are because this country is more open minded about sex and a lot of them are freaky because of european decedents..you know where the nude beaches aree...It's My Opinion.
Most Of the People are Snobby I Guess,that's why I don't want to marry an argentine dude...cuz i don't like most of them.
90% Are Mostly Mestizos,Italian,and Spanish Decent
The Country is Now Ruined because Of It's Economic State.
We Have A Woman President that hasn't improved ish for argentina and makes women look stupid since she can't run the country and have some control.
The Woman President is Just like the Previous President...And She's The Previous President's Wife.
Which is having the same person run the country,but worse....and im not saying it because she's a woman...it's because she's weak-minded and has no sense of what she's doing.
I have to admit the only good thing about this country is it's vacation places,foodis the best in the world no doubt about it !!,My Family,and it's medicineUnlike the US,The Medicine can cure or relieve you when your feeling sick
Yes,Im from Argentina.
I still represent my country even though wanting to live there is like wanting to live in hell.
Dont Believe me,But Argentina is not the best place to live in.
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A South American country with the fastest growing economy, surprisingly devoid of
Argentina was fucked by the IMF due to first world country foreign investment INTERESTED in an Argentinian workforce due to the Castellanos' ability to elicit the only tangible, global and non-immigrated workload within the South American world. This is because of Argentina's being the only country capable of eliciting a tangible, global and non-immigrated workload within the South American world.
Argentina's emersed economy grew rapidly despite conflict withstood under military rule. As a permanent result, it has, does and will surpass all other South American countries in every aspect of the developing country spectrum whereas both South America and the global net economy is concerned.
While most Paraguyans tote an air of superiority, it is only the Argentinians who can boast their going above and beyond the traditionally thought of South American feudal standard.
Argentina is the only *not* third world South American country, most probably because of its not being infested with ancesterally butchered vengeful cavepeople whose nationality revolves around fútbol.
1) It is very difficult for Argentina not to have inherent pompousness when comparison is drawn between it and any of its neighbors.
2) I just watched the Argentinian Manu Ginobili *not* get a ridiculous amount of foul calls playing for an NBA salary that could probably purchase most Central and South American states.
3) The Gaucho laughed at the
chavs boasting a "war" "won" in the Faulkland Islands/Malvinas as The War in Iraq really does look likeMission Accomplished by comparison (this is mainly due to said Gaucho's superior education in pretty much knowing that the chunk of rock Buenos Aires couldpee on is inhabited by sheep and goatherders; outmatched a trillion times by the Argentine meat industry alone, and who not only share no allegiance to either England or Argentina, but were a blip on the radar before, during and after any conflict in that region emerged.)
4) Argentina is the only Latin American country that can happily accept its past, present and future.
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No we are not egocentric bitches that think we are so cool because we are of European descent. Argentina is the only not third world country of South America and are happy with our ways of life. Yes the meat is better and yes the girls are more BEAUTIFUL. The scenery is quite breathtaking since the country has a little bit of everything especially our world famous Pampas.
a kid that went to Argentina: Wow what a country!
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