What is Choking The Goose?
1.
The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.
nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"
See
Random Words:
1.
Hes really something special..whether he is being a champion at guitar hero or just playin vids all day..If hes not doin that hes probab..
1.
One who has no regard for their sexual orientation, and therefore seeks any available 'hole'
"That dude was coming on to..