Choking The Goose

What is Choking The Goose?

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The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"

Chris: "No way Mans!"

See goose, masterbation, wanking, spunking, neighbours, choking, tossing
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