What is Choking The Goose?
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The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.
nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"
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A southern phrase used when you are really pissed off at someone and want to beat them to near death.
I'll kill you dead for wreck..
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it is useless to clash with a politician or establishment, it is foolish to fight a battle that you can't win
After getting no sup..
