Choking The Goose

What is Choking The Goose?


1.

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"

Chris: "No way Mans!"

See goose, masterbation, wanking, spunking, neighbours, choking, tossing


60

Random Words:

1. a type of complex where a person makes everything more awkward than it is, calls everyone a "creeper", has shitty social compe..
1. used in an instance where one wishes to discredit someone where math would never be used to discredit them. This is very much a joke and..
1. Award given to the winner of the Duel in the Desert: Arizona State University or the University of Arizona. The battle for the Territor..