What is Argyle?
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A knitting pattern shaped like diamonds. It is common on socks, vests, and sweaters, and was very popular in the early 20th century to wear while golfing.
Now it has taken a resurgence, and is considered almost preppy.
"Like the argyle sweater?"
"Your wayyyy too preppy man..."
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2.
A male who has a few problems... one of which can be fixed with Viagra. Also, this male could be gay, but no one really knows for sure.
Damn argyle, he just can't get it up.
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Argyle is an ugly knitting patern with one strip of different coloured diamands, usually big. If the material is argyle all over it is called checked.
Checked: Chess board (even if the pattern is turned sideways or something)
Argyle: Gramps' favourite sweater.
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