Argyle Sock

What is Argyle Sock?

When two men cum on a woman's face. The criss-crossing semen makes an argyle pattern.

Jamal and Tyrell straight-up gave that bitch an argyle sock. She was wiping cum off her face for weeks.

See cumshot, splooge

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