Armchair

What is Armchair?


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n1. comfortable lounge furniture. n2. Gobshite who supports Liverpool FC( redshite), wears lots of scarves, badges and XXL replica shirts bought from local market but has never been near Anfield. Normally appears slightly retarded,overweight and in need of a wash. Shouts and applauds loudly and stupidly at TV when the redshiteare on Sky. Has no friends.

"Cum on you redmen", "Stevie laaaarrrrrr" - "FUCK OFF YOU SMELLY ARMCHAIR TWAT!"

See kopite, kop, red shite, analfield


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