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a used tampon
As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag...
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When you attend a funeral of a loved one, you did not know well or attending a funeral and you have no reason to be there accept on beha..
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To screw up really badly. To miss the point of something and do something else. Comes from the idea that when having sex, one misses t..
