What is Arse Pilates?
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the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.
"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."
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Female middle aged spread
'Mate I'd do her if it weren't for the menopaunch'
See podge, gut, belly..