What is Arse Pilates?
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the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.
"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."
Random Words:
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A very, very small penis.
I need a magnifying glass to see that button mushroom of yours!
See Pete..