Arse Pilates

What is Arse Pilates?


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the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.

"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."


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