What is Arsebiscuit?
1.
Arsebiscuit- a particularly strong exhaust of anal effluvium. Also used when said fart has gone seriously awry.
Also used to describe an individual, and an exclamation of general distaste.
"Clear the elevator! This guys just dropped an arsebiscuit!!!!"
Or
"Jeez, I drank so much guiness last night, I farted and dropped an arsebiscuit- right in the pub!"
"Bourbon?"
"Nah, Oreo...."
"That dude is a total ARSEBISCUIT"
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2.
Originates from an acient Mongowian curse.
Means; dried up poo-poo.
I must be really dehydrated, I left a ruddy great arsebiscuit in the loo!
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3.
A delicous biscuit made from only from the finest ground arses.
That was a lovely arsebiscuit
4.
biscuit-shaped poo. Commonly occurs after playing scrabble. Also can be used as an insult for someone who is not clever.
Oi, you arsebiscuit!
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5.
A single link of faeces from the arse
Jon squatted and dropped an arsebiscuit
