Feng Schwing

What is Feng Schwing?


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1. n. The art or practice of positioning objects, especially home furnishings, based on a belief in patterns of yin and, more importantly, yang - and the flow of chi that have positive effects on whether or not you're likely to score.

2. n. Interior design for "gettin' some".

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"Chaz had his room re-done according to basic principles of feng schwing. Leopard print satin sheets, a flowing canopy, lots of pillows, ambient lighting, easy-reach black lacquered nightstand that cleverly hides......stuff you need to reach easily......and fuzzy bunny slippers - for those inevitable ackward moments... Unfortunately, he ignored the first and foremost success principle of feng schwing - MOVE OUT OF PARENT HOUSE!"


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